Confession: I've been bookmarking some of your hilarious comments over the course of this year. Granted, this is literally just a long list of comments I'd found funny enough to bookmark upon seeing them. And as for the length of this list, I figure it's either a reflection of your outstanding wit or my outstanding stupidity. More than likely though, it's both.
All of these comments are great, but since this list is so goddamn' long, I've used bolded links to indicate some of the standouts. The list is in alphabetical order, by commenter. Format is:
Title of post with link to comment.
Give it a cursory glance and you'll notice the usual suspects. Now, with that being said, this is a living document. It's definitely not complete, whatever that means, so I encourage you to reply with any additions and I'll amend it accordingly.
Likewise, if you think a comment shouldn't have been included, but was, I encourage you to light yourself on fire as a sign of protest.
Organizing and reformatting all of these took way longer than I'd expected – way too fucking long. What is wrong with me? Christ. Anyways, enjoy the contents of my "good shit" bookmark folder below.
Happy 2015, idiots. Cheers.
Aww, shucks! Must’ve forgotten to include my “Ray’s good shit” folder the first go around!
They take to Twitter! Savages, leave a fucking comment!
I’m constantly updating this fucking thing, so this will be the last notice of an update.
Self-submissions will no longer be accepted. Okay, now see (3).
The Amazing Sneijderman:
Arthur Digby Sellers:
Bevraj of Choice:
Bring Back Anthony Mason:
Captain Gladys Stoatpamphlet:
Carrie Hunt and the Spoonerisms:
Dave Algonquin (WWTD?):
Emilio Delle Banjo:
Fidrych or die tryin:
The Infant Tyrone:
Insert Clever Name:
Mangini In A Bottle:
Metta World Peas:
Mired in The Grey/Morried in The Gary:
Rare Endangered Vuvuzela:
…aw shit, close enough:
Same Sad Echo:
Samuel Eto'o's o-face: