A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks

The Liberal Media Is Attacking The Campaign

Not one month into the campaign for the Freeman-Turtlehead election in the 2020 election, and the social media is censoring the extra most bestest goodest people that are destined, dare I say ordained by Todd himself, candidates this country, or any country ever, has seen! Just look at this railroading of my clients.

This is an outrage! My clients, with their kind and gentle hearts who never tell people to fuck off or suck a donkey dick, are innocent of all charges. Not once did they call him Bitch McConnell. They never said he molested 30-50 feral hogs. And there is no way they put sugar in his gas tank.

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So, don’t believe what this liberal media keeps saying about what happened behind the dumpster at Señor Frogs. It didn’t mean anything, even if it did happen. Allegedly.

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