"I speak to the trees."

What's this one saying?

["Listening," then...] "I CAN HAVE CANDY? Oh, THANKS, TREE! I LOVE THIS TREE TOO MUCH...

... but, really, what I could go for is some Bare Escentuals mineral foundation in a Belen Echandia Take Me Everywhere leather bag, while having a third Pimm's Cup with my rakish, Valentino's Essence of Fucking Your Wife AND Her Golf Instructor-drenched paramour... I'm wearing his Hermes scarf, and he's wearing my $1,500 Lanvin Python Pumps, because it's that kind of afternoon, bitches! [Snaps theatrically] I'm my daddy's worst nightmare come to brand-conscious, cunty life, and I deserve the very best, available at Nordstroms."