A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
Illustration for article titled Types of Dog Poop You Have To Scoop, Ranked

1. Over one week old

2. Three days old

3. Old enough it has mold growing on it

4. Poop that's been buried in the snow all winter and has now thawed out

5. Poop from a dog that isn't yours

6. Fresh

7. Getting hit by a bus while reading anything by Peter King, also there's dog poop inside the bus


8. Heavily rained upon


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