I know what you’re thinking. “Hey Echo, you’re an old bastard! How is it possible you haven’t had corn flakes yet?” Well friends, being a “late bloomer” means more than just being the last kid in your class to masturbate to the J.C Penney catalog. Also, I’m deathly afraid of flavor, taste, and publishing responsible journalism.
Anyways, I tried Corn Flakes for the first time 2 seconds ago. It went like this. lol.
I got paid to write this!