So, I've added a lot of new authors to this dumb balog in the past 48 hours. Welcome, one and all!
A quick skim through the content history of Sidespin will make plain that this is just a goofy sandbox for internet dipshits, and I'd be an asshole if I tried too hard to impose much of a standard for posting. And so I won't try very hard, and there won't be much of a standard, except to say this: for all the nonsensical wet-willying we do around here, we generally aim to post things that will genuinely entertain the other authors. Smart is good, thoughtful is good, random is okay, funny is best. Entry has been freely given, and you should go ahead and make use of it, post shit, make us laugh, do your thing, hooray, but if I have to I will revoke, unfollow, ban, and otherwise punt your shit into the wilderness if you, you know, stink.
Have fun, don't take yourself too seriously, but take yourself seriously enough that the stuff you post is worth a damn, one way or another. The last thing we need around here is another Doug Exeter.